Meet WAR FRONT
He's nothing more that your basic, run-of-the-mill, $80M lady pleaser. He's paid $300K, twice a day from February-July to make babies. Nice work if you can get it - right guys?
War Front is syndicated meaning you can enjoy a piece of his action (figuratively). You make a little whenever he makes whoopee; and he makes a lot of whoopee. As a bonus, you can bring your mares to him. The minimum you pay for a share of War Front is $2M. How many shares do you want?? Because he's such a "stud," he only works twice a day for 6 months a year. That way, you keep him virile and never waste a precious drop. But, I digress.
If you don't wish to put all your mares' eggs in such an expensive basket, there's always the likes of ORB.
Meet ORB
This guy only rents for $7500 a performance; and he takes the stage three times daily. Life's tough on a stud farm. Claiborne Farms is the home of a dude perhaps you remember; his name is Secretariat. Below is what remains of him:
Here lies Secretariat
Perhaps, this seems like a small grave site for such a huge stud, but, traditionally you only bury the head, heart and hooves of a horse. Man O War was an exception; he was fortunate to go all in one piece.
You'd be licking your chops if you had his job! Meet BLAME
Three guys have succeeded Secretariat in his stall at Claiborne Farms
Nice place for a stud to call home!
I'd better run; Liz is needing me back at Fink Farm...wink, wink!!
Tough life ...
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